The donkey

 

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered in another race and it won again.

The local paper read:  PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in any more races.

The next day the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES THE PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline: NUN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN .

The Bishop fainted.

He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the headlines read:  NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the high plains where it could run free.

The next day the headlines read : NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

Alas... The Bishop was buried the next day.

MORAL OF THE STORY???

Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery and even shorten your life. So, be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll live longer.

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Attitude from Flowers

Attitude from Flowers

Be like a floral bouquet...

Call People by Name. 

The sweetest music to anyone's ears is the sound of 

his/her own name.

Be Alert to give Service..... 

What we do for others counts most in life...

If you see someone without a smile, 

give them one of yours!

Learn to understand first and to be understood second.

 

Don't underestimate the power of a touch, 

a smile, a kind word, a listening ear,

an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, 

all of which have the potential to turn

a life around....

Life ends when you stop Dreaming, 

Hope ends when you stop Believing,

Love ends when you stop Caring, 

Friendship ends when you stop Sharing....

Every moment, every situation, every issue and every 

concern has a positive side..

Find it and bring it to life....

Be Genuinely Interested in People. 

If you try, you can like everybody, and

Everybody will like you.....

When you find a Dream inside your heart

Don't ever let it go

For Dreams are the tiny seeds from

Which Beautiful Tomorrows Grow

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Happy Holi

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