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Wednesday, 2 September 2009

Strength of a Man & Beauty of a Woman

The strength of a man isn't seen in the width of his shoulders.
It is seen in the width of his arms that encircle you.
The strength of a man isn't in the deep tone of his voice.
It is in the gentle words he whispers.
The strength of a man isn't how many buddies he has.
It is how good a buddy he is with his kids.
The strength of a man isn't in how respected he is at work.
It is in how respected he is at home.
The strength of a man isn't in how hard he hits..
It is in how tender he touches.
The strength of a man isn't how many women he's Loved by.
It is in can he be true to one woman.
The strength of a man isn't in the weight he can lift.
It is in the burdens he can understand and overcome.

Beauty of a Woman

The beauty of a woman
Is not in the clothes she wears,
The figure she carries,
Or the way she combs her hair.
The beauty of a woman
Must be seen from her eyes,
Because that is the doorway to her heart,
The place where love resides.
The beauty of a woman
Is not in a facial mole,
But true beauty in a woman
Is reflected in her soul.
It is the caring that she lovingly gives,
The passion that she shows,
The beauty of a woman
With passing years-only grows.

Monday, 20 July 2009

Puzzle

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Friday, 19 June 2009

The prime Minister of China called President Bush to
console him after the attack on the Pentagon:

'I'm sorry to hear about the attack.It is a very
big tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents from
the Pentagon, we have copies of everything.'

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Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept:

Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my
condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people,
such great bldgs... I would like to ensure that we had
nothing in connection with that...

Bush: What buildings? What people??

Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now?

Bush: It's eight in the morning.

Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an hour!

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Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and
asks the bar man, 'Isn't that Bush and
Vajpayee?'

The bar man says 'Yep, that's them.' So the guy
walks over and says, 'Hello, what are you guys
doing?'

Bush says, 'We're planning world war 3'

The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?'

And Vajpayee says, 'Well, we're going to kill 14
million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman.'

And the guy exclaimed, 'A bicycle repairman?!! !'

Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, 'See, I told you
no-one would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!'

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Pakistani on the moon:

Q: What do you call 1 Pakistani on the moon?

A: Problem...

Q: What do you call 10 Pakistanis on the moon?

A: Problem...

Q: What do you call a 100 Pakistanis on the moon?

A: Problem...

Q: What do you call ALL the Pakistanis on the moon?

A: ....... Problem Solved!!!

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A man is! taking a walk in Central park in New York .
Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull
dog..

He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds
in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.

A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says:
'You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the
newspapers:

'Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl'.

The man says: 'But I am not a New Yorker!'

Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning:

'Brave American saves life of little girl' the
policeman answers.

'But I am not an American!' - says the man. Oh,
what are you then?'

The man says: 'I am a Pakistani!'

The next day the newspapers say: 'Extremist kills
innocent American dog '

Thursday, 7 May 2009

God Eye

Gods watching - work hard!!!!

Dear All:

This photo is a very rare one, taken by NASA. This kind of event occurs once in 3000 years.
This photo has done miracles in many lives.
Make a wish ... you have looked at the eye of God.
Surely you will see the changes in your life within a day.
Whether you believe it or not, don't keep this mail with you.
Pass this at least to 7 persons.
God bless you.

This is a picture NASA took with the hubble telescope.
Called "The Eye of God".
Too awesome to delete. It is worth sharing .

During the next 60 seconds, Stop whatever you are doing, and take this opportunity.
(Literally it is only One minute!)

God loves you and watches over you every day.

Just send this to people and see what happens. Do not break this, please.

ALL THE BEST TO YOU AND YOURS,

i don't believe wish coming true thing, but the picture is enchanting

Thursday, 23 April 2009

Indian Democracy

Ninan's World

Wednesday, 25 March 2009

Real Friend Test !!!

This is GOOD...I expect it back too!
I especially like the last sentence!!!! !!

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself
and doesn't feel even the least bit weird shutting your
'beer/Pepsi drawer' with her foot!

A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend shoulder is soggy from your tears..

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names.
A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book..

A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.

A simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.

A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it!

A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
A real friend calls you after you had a fight.

A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!

A simple friend reads this e-mail and deletes it.
A real friend passes it on and sends it back to you!

Pass this on to anyone you care about......if you get it back you have no beginning, no end.
It keeps us together, like our Circle of Friends. Today I pass this on to you. Pass it on to someone
who is a friend to you..

'Never frown, even when you are sad,
because you never know who is
falling in love with your smile. '

Dear Friends,

Give thousand chances to your enemy to become your friend, But don't give a single chance to ur friend to become ur enemy'

It's 'World Best Friends Week' send this to all Ur good friends . Even me, if I am one of them. See how many u get back.
If u gets more than 3 u r really, a lovable person....... ......... I am waiting

It's National Friendship Week.
Show your friends how much you care.
Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND!
Even if it means sending it back to the person who sent it to you.

If it comes back to you,
then you will know you have a circle of friends.
YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND I AM HONORED..

F - Few
R- Relations
I- In
E - Earth
N - Never
D – Die

Dream World

Tuesday, 10 March 2009

Happy Holi

Tuesday, 3 March 2009

Gender of a computer Love Humor & Jokes? Click here to Join Group...
A French teacher was explaining to her college class that in French, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
House is feminine "la maison." Pencil is masculine "Le crayon."
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A student asked, "What gender is computer ?"
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups male and female - and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun.
Each group was asked to give four reasons for their recommendation।

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The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender (la computer) because:

1.. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2.. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3.. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later review; and
4॥ As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay cheque on accessories for it।
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The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine Le computer) because:

1.. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2.. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3.. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
4.. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.*********

Monday, 2 March 2009

IF TITANIC WAS MADE IN INDIA....

1) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship

2) There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white saree and of course singing in the rain!

3) The movie would be called "Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya"

4) Hero and Heroine would float in cold water for days and still survive, but the villian would die in the first dip.

5) The iceberg would be sent by the heroine's father to teach the hero a lesson.

6) None of the women would float due to heavy designer sarees.

Saturday, 21 February 2009

My Bouquet of Flowers

When looking at my lovely bouquet,
of friendship's faces.
Picked from so many,
wonderful and different places.

It suddenly came bursting,
with such delight.
How each one made up,
a most beautiful sight.

Though it has taken my life-time,
to add each one.
I know that still yet,
my task is not done.

For I shall continue to gather,
along life's pathway.
More radiant faces,
that I shall display.

But dear FRIEND!
This I want you to know.
It will be your flower,
the first that I show.

Thanks, for all the memories,
both of laughter and tears.
They will always be with me,
throughout the coming years.

" Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies."

colour of Love

Simple Friend v/s Real Friend

simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself (and doesn't feel even the least bit weird shutting your 'beer/Pepsi drawer' with her foot!)
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A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears..
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A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names.
A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.
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A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.
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A simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.
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A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.
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A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it.
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A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
A real friend calls you after you had a fight.
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A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!
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