If you’ve already read this before, then it’s a refresher course for you! Seriously TRUE!! J

Law of Queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone. Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire. Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings. Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with... Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will! Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. Theatre Rule: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last. Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

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Two little boys

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are extremely mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually. So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon. The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Do you know where God is, son?" The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?!" Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "Where is God?!" The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "what happened?" The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time. ......................... Older brother : "Why…?" ("You just LOVE reading next line again and again") ............................... ............................... .......................... ................... .............. ..... .. .. .. - "GOD is missing, and they think we did it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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This is indeed touching.... .....

    A certain rich businessman had a beautiful daughter,

    who fell in love


        with a guy who was a cleaner.When the girl's father
        came to know about their love,


            he did not  like it at all, and so began

            to protest about it.


                Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave
                their homes for a happy future.


                    The girl's father started searching for

                    the two lovers but could not find them.


                    At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come
                    back home in a local newspaper.


                        Her father said "If you both comeback I will allow you   
                        to marry the guy you love, I accept that
                        you loved each other truly."


                                So in this way, their love won and they returned
                                home.The couple went to town to shop for the wedding dress.


                                    He was dressed in white shirt that day.
                                    While he was crossing the road to the other side

                                         to get some drinks for his wife, a car came and hit him and
                                         he died on the spot.


                                The girl lost her senses. It was only after sometimes that she
                                recovered from her shock.
                                The funeral and cremation was the very next day

                                             because he had died horribly.


                        Two nights later, the girl's mother had a dream in
                        which she saw an old lady.
                        The old lady asked her mother to wash the blood
                        stains of the guy from her daughter's dress as soon as possible.


                     But her mother ignored the dream.The next night her father had the same
                    dream, he also ignored it.

                    Then when the girl had the same dream the next night, she
                    woke up in fear and told her mother about the dream.


                 Her mother asked her to wash the
                clothes which have blood stains immediately.
                she washed the stains but some remained.


            Next night she again had the same dream she again
            washed the stains but some still remained.


        Next night she again had the same dream and this time
        the old lady gave her a last warning to wash the blood stain,


    or else something terrible will happen. This time the girl tried her
     best to wash the stains,and the clothes nearly tore,
     but some stains still remained.She was very tired.


In the late evening the same day while she was alone
at home,some one knocked the door.
When she opened the door she saw the
same old lady of her dream standing at her door.


 She got very scare dand fainted.
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The old lady woke her up... and gave her a blue
object, which shocked
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the girl. She asked "What is this...?"
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The old lady replied...
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"Try Surf Exel Washing powder..... just a dab and it
will remove all

stubborn stains!!!" .



............. .......... ...I know how you all are feeling now... ............ ....

 

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