Smile a while - Have fun

 

"YOU love someone

 

YOU marry someone else.

 

The one you marry becomes your wife or husband.

 

And the one you loved becomes the password of your mail id"

 

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There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.

 

There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it.

 

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Three dreams of a man:

 

To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects...

 

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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife  Kidney.

 

If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

 

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Generation Next Motto Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko Karne denge.:

 

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What's the difference between Dava & Daru?

 

Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and

 

Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utni sir Chad ke bolegi.

 

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