Friday, 26 June 2009
Thursday, 25 June 2009
value of partner
An 80 year old man was sitting on the sofa in his house along
with his 45 year's old highly educated son. Suddenly a crow
perched on their window.
The Father asked his Son, "What is this?"
The Son replied "It is a crow".
After a few minutes, the Father asked his Son the 2nd time,
"What is this?"
The Son said "Father, I have just now told you "It's a crow".
After a little while, the old Father again asked his Son the 3rd time,
"What is this?"
At this time some expression of irritation was felt in the Son's
tone when he said to his Father with a rebuff. "It's a crow, a
crow".
A little after, the Father again asked his Son the 4th time,
"What is this?"
This time the Son shouted at his Father, "Why do you keep
asking me the same question again and again, although I have
told you so many times 'IT IS A CROW'. Are you not able to
understand this?"
A little later the Father went to his room and came back with an
old tattered diary, which he had maintained since his Son was
born. On opening a page, he asked his Son to read that page.
When the son read it, the following words were written in the
diary: -
"Today my little son aged three was sitting with me on the sofa,
when a crow was sitting on the window. My Son asked me 23
times what it was, and I replied to him all 23 times that it was a
Crow. I hugged him lovingly each time he asked me the same
question again and again for 23 times. I did not at all feel
irritated I rather felt affection for my innocent child".
While the little child asked him 23 times "What is this", the
Father had felt no irritation in replying to the same question all
23 times and when today the Father asked his Son the same
question just 4 times, the Son felt irritated and annoyed.
So...
If your parents attain old age, do not repulse them or look at
them as a burden, but speak to them a gracious word, be cool,
obedient, humble and kind to them. Be considerate to your
parents. From today say this aloud, "I want to see my parents
happy forever". They have cared for me ever since I was a little
child. They have always showered their selfless love on me.
They crossed all mountains and valleys without seeing the storm
and heat to make me a person presentable in the society today".
Say a prayer to God, "I will serve my old parents in the BEST
way. I will say all good and kind words to my dear parents, no
matter how they behave.
Thanks for spending your time on reading this mail........ Hope you are
forwarding this to all your friends...
Friday, 19 June 2009
fun
The prime Minister of China called President Bush to
console him after the attack on the Pentagon:
'I'm sorry to hear about the attack.It is a very
big tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents from
the Pentagon, we have copies of everything.'
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Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept:
Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my
condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people,
such great bldgs... I would like to ensure that we had
nothing in connection with that...
Bush: What buildings? What people??
Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now?
Bush: It's eight in the morning.
Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an hour!
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Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and
asks the bar man, 'Isn't that Bush and
Vajpayee?'
The bar man says 'Yep, that's them.' So the guy
walks over and says, 'Hello, what are you guys
doing?'
Bush says, 'We're planning world war 3'
The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?'
And Vajpayee says, 'Well, we're going to kill 14
million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman.'
And the guy exclaimed, 'A bicycle repairman?!! !'
Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, 'See, I told you
no-one would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!'
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Pakistani on the moon:
Q: What do you call 1 Pakistani on the moon?
A: Problem...
Q: What do you call 10 Pakistanis on the moon?
A: Problem...
Q: What do you call a 100 Pakistanis on the moon?
A: Problem...
Q: What do you call ALL the Pakistanis on the moon?
A: ....... Problem Solved!!!
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A man is! taking a walk in Central park in New York .
Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull
dog..
He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds
in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.
A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says:
'You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the
newspapers:
'Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl'.
The man says: 'But I am not a New Yorker!'
Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning:
'Brave American saves life of little girl' the
policeman answers.
'But I am not an American!' - says the man. Oh,
what are you then?'
The man says: 'I am a Pakistani!'
The next day the newspapers say: 'Extremist kills
innocent American dog '
Monday, 15 June 2009
After marriage.... ......... ....Life Still Goes-On
Couples and married Life.
* They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.
* Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home & devil in bed. But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home & economist in Bed.
* Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
* Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.
* Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
* Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
* Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
* Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
Saturday, 13 June 2009
Patni calisa
Namo-Namo Patni Maharani.
Tumari Mahima koie najane. \\1\\
Hamane Samajatha Tum abala ho.
par tumsto sabase badi bala ho. \\2\\
Jisedin hathme Belan aae.
Us din Pati Bichara khub chillaye. \\3\\
sare bad par patni sove.
pati betha jamin par rove. \\4\\
Tumasehi ghar mathura-kashi.
or tumasehi ghar satyanashi. \\5\\
PATNI CHLISA JO NAR GAAVE.
SUB SUKH CHOD PARAM DUKH PAVE.....\\6\ \
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Thursday, 11 June 2009
THREE THINGS YOU CANNOT RECOVER
Did Anyone Ever Tell You Just How Special You Are। The Light that You Emit Might even Light a Star
Did Anyone Ever Tell You How Important You Make Others Feel।
Somebody out here is Smiling, Because of something you said or something you did!
Did Anyone Ever Tell You that Many Times When They were Sad Your E-mail made Them Smile।
In Fact, It made Them Glad।
Did Anyone Ever Tell YouJust How Much They Like You। Well, My Dearest Friend Today I am Telling You. I believe that without a friend you are missing out on a lot!!!
Have a nice day, and I'm glad we are friends!!!
THIS IS A HAND OF FRIENDSHIP
The Wave ----- keep it going
Just wanted to say Hi,
AND HOPE
YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY
Tuesday, 9 June 2009
Monday, 8 June 2009
masti
| Indian Airline : We provide warm and motherlike comfort. Warm because AC is not working and mother like because most of the air hostesses are above 50 yrs. Sehwag's son : Are dekho maa. Papa sixer pe sixer mare ja rahe hain. Sehwag's wife : Beta ye ADVERTISEMENT hogi! Love Letters...just for laughs.... A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity gets the better of him and he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he's doing. "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine's Day cards signed, 'Guess who?'" "But why?" asks the man. "I'm a divorce lawyer." |
Saturday, 6 June 2009
mere sang has lo
Yaad hai pehle hum kaha mile the... Train ruki, khidki khuli, Nazaron se nazare mili, Aur aap ne kaha- Idli, Dosa, Vade, Sambhar, Chay... ******************************** Jab tumhe dekhu my dil starts flying, Tumse baat karne ko I keep trying, Jab tu dur jaaye I feel like crying, Are! Itna mat chad I was just lying. ******************************** Galat nazaron se dekhoge to har jagah kharabi lagegi, Aur sahi nazar se dekhoge to har sundar ladki Tumhe bhabhi lagegi-Tumhara bhai! ******************************** Aisa dostana hamara, main kashti tu kinara, Main dhanush tu teer, ,main matar tu paneer, Main varsha tu baadal, main raajma tu chawal, Main hot tu cool, main april tu fool. ******************************** Anhon ki aawaaz kuch hoti hai, Aansuon ki aag kuch aur hoti hai, Kaun chahata hai bichadna apno se Vo to vakt ki maar hoti hai. ******************************** |
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Thursday, 4 June 2009
Ha Ha Ha.......:)
Boy To A New Girl In The College : Yeh Principal Ekdum Khadush Aadmi Hai.
Girl : Kya Tum Jante Ho, Main Kaun Hu?
Boy : No.
Girl : Main Principal Ki Beti Hu.
Boy : Kya Tum Janti Ho, Main Kaun Hu??
Girl : No.
Boy : Thank God.....
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Ek Raat Ek Chor Santa Ke Ghar Mein Ghus Gaya Aur Bola,
"SONA Kahan Hai?"
Santa neend mein bola, "Ullu Ke Patthe !! Poora Ghar Khali
Pada Hai, Kahin Bhi So Ja."
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Insurance Wale Bhi Kya Gazab Dhaate Hain....
Insurance Wale Bhi Kya Ghazab Dhaate Hain....
Logo Ki Bibiyo Ke Paas Baithke,
Pati Ke Marne Ke Faide Samjhate Hain !!!
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Sir : Santa, Kal Tum School Kyon Nahi Aaye?
Santa : Sir ! Gir Gaya Tha Aur Lag Gayi Thi.
Sir : Kahan Gir Gaye They Aur Kahan Lag Gayi Thi?
Santa : Sir ! Palang Pe Gir Gaya Tha Aur Aankh Lag Gayi Thi.
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Son: Dad, main kab itna Bada banuga, ki main mummy ko bina bataye hi ghar ke bahar ja saku.?
Dad: Puttar ! itna Bada to aaj tak main bhi nahi hua hu !!!
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Husband To whife:
Tum meri zindagi ho aur....
Wife: aur Kia?
Tell me aur Kia?
Wife shouted:
Tell me aur Kia?
Husband: aur Laanat hai aissi zindagi pa..!
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Wednesday, 3 June 2009
24 Interludes of Life
This is dedicated to my wonderful friends who enrich my life with the treasure of their being. May your soul decisions always be made with your heart, and not with your head.
1. Don't go for looks, they can deceive. Don't go for wealth even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile.
2. There are moments in life when you really miss someone that you want to pick them up from your dreams and hug them. Hope you dream of that someone.
3. Dream what you want to dream, go where you want to go, be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you want in life.
4. May you have...Enough happiness to make you sweet
Enough trials to make you strong
Enough sorrow to keep you human
Enough hope to make you happy
And enough money to keep you comfortable.
5. When one door of happiness closes, another opens. But we often took so long at the closed door, that we don't see the one which has been opened for us.
6. The best kind of friend is the one you could sit on a porch, swing with, never saying a word and then walk away feeling like that was the best conversation you've had.
7. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
8. Always put yourself in other's shoes. If you feel that it hurts you, it probably does hurt the person too.
9. A careless word may kindle a strife;
A cruel word may wreck a life
A timely word may level stress
A lovely word may heal and bless.
10. The beginning of love is to let those we love be perfectly themselves and not to twist them with our own image, otherwise we love only the reflection of ourselves we find in them.
11. The happiest people don't necessarily have the best of everything, they just make the most of everything that comes along the way.
12. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one so that when we finally meet the right person, we should know how to be grateful for that gift.
13. It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
14. Happiness lies for those who cry, those who hurt, those who have searched and those who have tried. For only they can appreciate the importance of people who have touched their lives.
15. Love is when you take away the feeling, the passion, the romance and find out you still care for that person.
16. A sad thing about life is that when you meet someone who means a lot to you only to find out in the end that it was never bound to be and you just have to let go.
17. Love starts with a smile, develops with a kiss and ends with a tear.
18. Love comes to those who still hope even though they've been disappointed, to those who still believe even though they've been betrayed, need to love those who still love, even though they've been hurt before.
19. It hurts to love someone, and not to be loved in return but what is most painful is to love someone and never finds the courage to let the person know how you feel.
20. The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past. You can't go on well in life until you let go of your past failures and heartaches.
21. Never say goodbye when you still want to try;
Never give up when you still feel you can take it;
Never say you don't love that person anymore when you can't let go.
22. Giving someone all your love is never an assurance that they'll love you back. Don't expect love in return, just wait for it to grow in their hearts but if it doesn't, be content it grew in yours.
23. There are things you love to hear but you would never hear it from the person whom you would like to hear it from, but don't be deaf to hear it from the person who says it with his heart.
24. When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life to the fullest so that when you die, you're smiling and everyone around you is crying.
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Tuesday, 2 June 2009
If you’ve already read this before, then it’s a refresher course for you! Seriously TRUE!! J
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Two little boys
| Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are extremely mischievous. They are
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This is indeed touching.... .....
A certain rich businessman had a beautiful daughter,
who fell in love
with a guy who was a cleaner.When the girl's father
came to know about their love,
he did not like it at all, and so began
to protest about it.
Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave
their homes for a happy future.
The girl's father started searching for
the two lovers but could not find them.
At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come
back home in a local newspaper.
Her father said "If you both comeback I will allow you
to marry the guy you love, I accept that
you loved each other truly."
So in this way, their love won and they returned
home.The couple went to town to shop for the wedding dress.
He was dressed in white shirt that day.
While he was crossing the road to the other side
to get some drinks for his wife, a car came and hit him and
he died on the spot.
The girl lost her senses. It was only after sometimes that she
recovered from her shock.
The funeral and cremation was the very next day
because he had died horribly.
Two nights later, the girl's mother had a dream in
which she saw an old lady.
The old lady asked her mother to wash the blood
stains of the guy from her daughter's dress as soon as possible.
But her mother ignored the dream.The next night her father had the same
dream, he also ignored it.
Then when the girl had the same dream the next night, she
woke up in fear and told her mother about the dream.
Her mother asked her to wash the
clothes which have blood stains immediately.
she washed the stains but some remained.
Next night she again had the same dream she again
washed the stains but some still remained.
Next night she again had the same dream and this time
the old lady gave her a last warning to wash the blood stain,
or else something terrible will happen. This time the girl tried her
best to wash the stains,and the clothes nearly tore,
but some stains still remained.She was very tired.
In the late evening the same day while she was alone
at home,some one knocked the door.
When she opened the door she saw the
same old lady of her dream standing at her door.
She got very scare dand fainted.
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.
.
The old lady woke her up... and gave her a blue
object, which shocked
.
.
.
the girl. She asked "What is this...?"
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.
.
The old lady replied...
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.
.
"Try Surf Exel Washing powder..... just a dab and it
will remove all
stubborn stains!!!" .
............. .......... ...I know how you all are feeling now... ............ ....
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