Ha Ha Ha.......:)

Boy To A New Girl In The College : Yeh Principal Ekdum Khadush Aadmi Hai.
Girl : Kya Tum Jante Ho, Main Kaun Hu?
Boy : No.
Girl : Main Principal Ki Beti Hu.
Boy : Kya Tum Janti Ho, Main Kaun Hu??
Girl : No.
Boy : Thank God.....

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Ek Raat Ek Chor Santa Ke Ghar Mein Ghus Gaya Aur Bola,
"SONA Kahan Hai?"

Santa neend mein bola, "Ullu Ke Patthe !! Poora Ghar Khali
Pada Hai, Kahin Bhi So Ja."

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Insurance Wale Bhi Kya Gazab Dhaate Hain....

Insurance Wale Bhi Kya Ghazab Dhaate Hain....


Logo Ki Bibiyo Ke Paas Baithke,
Pati Ke Marne Ke Faide Samjhate Hain !!!

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Sir : Santa, Kal Tum School Kyon Nahi Aaye?
Santa : Sir ! Gir Gaya Tha Aur Lag Gayi Thi.
Sir : Kahan Gir Gaye They Aur Kahan Lag Gayi Thi?
Santa : Sir ! Palang Pe Gir Gaya Tha Aur Aankh Lag Gayi Thi.


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Son: Dad, main kab itna Bada banuga, ki main mummy ko bina bataye hi ghar ke bahar ja saku.?

Dad: Puttar ! itna Bada to aaj tak main bhi nahi hua hu !!!


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Husband To whife:
Tum meri zindagi ho aur....
Wife: aur Kia?
Tell me aur Kia?
Wife shouted:
Tell me aur Kia?
Husband: aur Laanat hai aissi zindagi pa..!


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