Cute one

This is the coolest thing I have ever received. All you have to do is send it to 7 people and watch your screen, it is the funniest clip. I can't tell you what it is but I was laughing so hard I almost fell off my chair!!! So, send it to those 7 people and watch.

 

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What is Recession?

This story is about a man who once upon a time was selling Hotdogs by the roadside. He was illiterate, so he never read newspapers. He was hard of hearing, so he never listened to the radio. His eyes were weak, so he never watched television. But enthusiastically, he sold lots of hotdogs.

He was smart enough to offer some attractive schemes to increase his sales. His sales and profit went up. He ordered more a more raw material and buns and sold more. He recruited more supporting staff to serve more customers. He started offering home deliveries. Eventually he got himself a bigger and better stove. As his business was growing, the son, who had recently graduated from college, joined his father.

Then something strange happened.

The son asked, "Dad, aren't you aware of the great recession that is coming our way?" The father replied, "No, but tell me about it." The son said, "The international situation is terrible. The domestic situation is even worse. We should be prepared for the coming bad times."

The man thought that since his son had been to college, read the papers, listened to the radio and watched TV. He ought to know and his advice should not be taken lightly. So the next day onwards, the father cut down the his raw material order and buns, took down the colorful signboard, removed all the special schemes he was offering to the customers and was no longer as enthusiastic. He reduced his staff strength by giving layoffs. Very soon, fewer and fewer people bothered to stop at his Hotdog stand. And his sales started coming down rapidly and so did the profit. The father said to his son, "Son, you were right". "We are in the middle of a recession and crisis. I am glad you warned me ahead of time."

Moral of the Story: It's all in your MIND! And we actually FUEL this recession much more than we think.

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Smile a while - Have fun

 

"YOU love someone

 

YOU marry someone else.

 

The one you marry becomes your wife or husband.

 

And the one you loved becomes the password of your mail id"

 

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There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.

 

There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it.

 

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Three dreams of a man:

 

To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects...

 

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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife  Kidney.

 

If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

 

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Generation Next Motto Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko Karne denge.:

 

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What's the difference between Dava & Daru?

 

Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and

 

Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utni sir Chad ke bolegi.

 

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