Tuesday, 22 December 2009

DO MOT MISS IT :)

It's another morning..
….. Again I have to go to office.

Ohh, this is me… I shouted having a glance on my snap in today's news paper.
But what the HELL it is doing in the death column??

Strange…

One sec... Let me think, last night when I was going to bed I had a severe pain in my chest, but I don't remember anything after that, I think I had a sound sleep.

Its morning now, ohh….. It's already 10:00 AM, where is my coffee?
I will be late for office and my boss will get a chance to irritate me.

Where is everyone…??? I screamed.

"I think there is a crowed outside my room, let me check." I said to myself.

So many people….. Not all of them crying…
But why some of them crying…

WHAT IS THIS??? I m laying there on the floor…

"I AM HERE" … I shouted!!! No one listen.
"LOOK I AM NOT DEAD" … I screamed once again!!! No one is interested in me.
They all were looking me on the bed.

I went back to my bed room.

"Am I dead??" I asked myself.

Where is my wife, my children, my mom-DAD, my friends?




I found them in the next room, all of them were crying… still trying to console each other.

My wife was crying… she was really looking sad.
My little kid was not sure what happened, but he was crying just coz his mom was sad.

How can I go without saying my kid that I really love him, I really do care of him. ??
How can I go without saying my wife that she is really most beautiful and most caring wife in this world..??
How can I go without saying my parents that I m … just because of u ??
How can I go without telling my friends that without them perhaps I have done most of the wrong things in my life… thanks for being there always when I need them… and sorry for not being there when they really need me..

I can see a person standing in the corner and trying to hide his tears…
Ohh… he was once my best friend, but a small misunderstanding made us part, and we both have strong enough ego to keep us disconnect.

I went there.. And offered him my hand, "Dear friend… I just want to say sorry for everything, we r still best friend, please forgive me."

No response from other side, what the hell?? He is still preserving his ego, I am saying sorry… even then!!!
I really don't care for such people.




But one sec…. it seems he is not able to see me!!!! He did not see my extended hand.
My goodness… AM I REALLY DEAD???

I just sat down near ME; I was also feeling like crying…

"OHH ALMIGHTY!!!! PLEASE JUST GIVE ME FEW MORE DAYS…"
I just wasn't to make my wife, my parents; my friends realize that how much I love them.

My wife entered in the room, she looks beautiful.
"YOU R BEAUTIFUL" I shouted.
She didn't hear my words, in fact she never heard these words coz I never said this to her.

"GOD!!!!" I screamed… a little more time plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. .
I cried…

One more chance please… to hug my child, to make my mom smile just once, to feel my dad proud on me at least for a moment, to say sorry to my friends for everything I have not given to them, and thanks for still being in my life….

Then I looked up and cried!!!!

I shouted….

"GOD!!!! ONE MORE CHANCE PLEASE!!!!"

"You shouted in your sleep," said my wife as she gently woke me up. "Did you have a nightmare?"

I was sleeping….
Ohh that was just a dream…..





My wife was there… she can hear me…
This is the happiest moment of my life…
I hugged her and whispered…. "U R THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND CARING WIFE IN THIS UNIVERSE…. I REALLY LOVE U DEAR"

I can't understand the reason of the smile on her face with some tears in her eyes, still I m happy…. :)


"THANK YOU GOD FOR THIS SECOND? CHANCE."




So, Now it's not late.. Forget your egos, past……….., and express your love to others………. Be friendly…………… keep smiling and be happy for ever… 

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Sunday, 20 December 2009

BALANCE SHEET OF LIFE

Our Birth is our Opening Balance!
Our Death is our Closing Balance!
Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities
Our Creative Ideas are our Assets

Heart is our Current Asset
Soul is our Fixed Asset
Brain is our Fixed Deposit
Thinking is our Current Account

Achievements are our Capital
Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade
Friends are our General Reserves
Values & Behavior are our Goodwill

 

Patience is our Interest Earned
Love is our Dividend
Children are our Bonus Issues
Education is Brands / Patents

Knowledge is our Investment
Experience is our Premium Account
The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately.
The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award.

Some very Good and Very bad things ...
The most destructive habit....... ........ .....Worry
The greatest Joy......... ......... ............ ...Giving
The greatest loss........Loss of self-respect

The most satisfying work........ .......Helping others
The ugliest personality trait.......... .....Selfishness
The most endangered species..... ....Dedicated leaders
Our greatest natural resource.... .......... ...Our youth

The greatest 'shot in the arm'........ ..Encouragement
The greatest problem to overcome.... ........ ...Fear
The most effective sleeping pill....... Peace of mind
The most crippling failure disease........ .......Excuses

The most powerful force in life........ ............. Love
The most dangerous act...... ..A gossip
The world's most incredible computer..... ....The brain
The worst thing to be without..... ............ ..... Hope

The deadliest weapon...... ........ ..........The tongue
The two most power-filled words....... ........ 'I Can'
The greatest asset....... .......... ........ ....Faith

The most worthless emotion.... ......... ....Self- pity

The most beautiful attire...... ......... ........SMILE!
The most prized possession.. ........ .....Integrity
The most powerful channel of communication. ......Prayer
The most contagious spirit...... .......... ......Enthusiasm

Life ends;
when you stop Dreaming,
Hope ends;
when you stop Believing,
Love ends;
when you stop Caring,
And Friendship ends;
when you stop Sharing...!!!

 

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Sunday, 13 December 2009

Women

This is a beautiful article:
T
he woman in your life...very well expressed...


Tomorrow you may get a working woman,
but you should marry her with these facts as well.

Here is a girl, who is as much educated as you are;
Who is earning almost as much as you do;

One, who has dreams and aspirations just as
you have because she is as human as you are;

One, who has never entered the kitchen in her life just like you or your
Sister haven't, as she was busy in studies and competing in a system
that gives no special concession to girls for their culinary achievements

One, who has lived and loved her parents & brothers & sisters, almost as
much as you do for 20-25 years of her life;

One, who has bravely agreed to leave behind all that, her home, people who love her, to adopt your home, your family, your ways and even your family ,name

One, who is somehow expected to be a master-chef from day #1, while you sleep oblivious to her predicament in her new circumstances, environment and that kitchen

One, who is expected to make the tea, first thing in the morning and cook
food at the end of the day, even if she is as tired as you are, maybe more,
and yet never ever expected to complain; to be a servant, a cook, a mother,
a wife, even if she doesn't want to; and is learning just like you are as
to what you want from her; and is clumsy and sloppy at times and knows that you won't like it if she is too demanding, or if she learns faster than you;

One, who has her own set of friends, and that includes boys and even men at her workplace too, those, who she knows from school days and yet is willing to put all that on the back-burners to avoid your irrational jealousy, unnecessary competition and your inherent insecurities;

Yes, she can drink and dance just as well as you can, but won't, simply
Because you won't like it, even though you say otherwise

One, who can be late from work once in a while
whendeadlines, just like yours, are to be met;

One, who is doing her level best and wants to make this most important,
relationship in her entire life a grand success, if you just help her some
and trust her;

One, who just wants one thing from you, as you are the only one she knows in your entire house - your unstinted support, your sensitivities and most importantly - your understanding, or love, if you may call it.

But not many guys understand this......

Please appreciate "HER"



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Respect Her
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Thursday, 3 December 2009

Why One is 1 and Two is 2























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Thursday, 19 November 2009

Friends

Friendship is not about "I m sorry " its about "abbe teri galti hai "

Friendship is not about "I m there for u " its about
"kahan marr gaya saale "


Friendship is not about "I understand " its about
"sab teri wajah se hua manhus"


Friendship is not about "I care for u " its about
"kamino tumhe chhod ke kahan jaunga "


Friendship is not about "I m happy for ur success
"its about "chal party de saale"

Friendship is not about "I love that girl" its about
"saalo izzat se dekho tumhari bhabhi hain "

Aab dekh kya rahe ho, reply kar "Kanjoos"


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Thursday, 24 September 2009

haste haste lot pot

Ye padh ne ke liya haath me rumal rakhlo!                                                -Doctor:"Ab tabiyat kaisi hay?"      -Mariz:"Pahele se jiyada kharab hay"        Dr:-"Dawai khali thi kya?"      Mz:-"Nai dawa ki shishi to bhari hui thi"    Dr:-"Mera kahena hay,dawai leli thi?"   Mz:-"Ji aapne di thi to maine leli thi"    Dr:-"Bewakuf, dawai pili thi?"      Mz:-"Naiji,dawai to lal thi"  Dr:-"Abe gadhdhe,dawai ko peeliya tha?"   Mz:-"Nai sab,piliya to muze tha"    Dr:-"Are sale,dawa ko muh-se laga ke pet-me dala tha?"    Mz:-"Nai"     Dr:-"Kyu?"   Mz:-"Aapne hi kaha tha ke shishi ko dhakan laga ke rakhna..."

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Tuesday, 15 September 2009

masti

 

 
Simply the best....even if u have read it earlier...read again....


Gone are the days!!!


When

The school reopened in June,

And we settled in our new desks and

benches!


When we queued up in book depot,

And got our new books
and notes!


When we wanted two Sundays and no Mondays,
Yet
managed to line up daily for the morning prayers.

We learnt writing with slates and pencils, and

Progressed To fountain pens and ball pens and then Micro tips!


When we began drawing with crayons and evolved to

Color pencils and finally sketch pens!


When we started calculating

first with tables and then with

Clarke's tables and advanced to

Calculators and computers!


When we chased one another in the

corridors in Intervals, and returned to the classrooms

Drenched in sweat!


When we had lunch in classrooms, corridors,

Playgrounds,

under the trees and even in cycle sheds!


When all the colors in the world,

Decorated the campus on the Second Saturdays!


When a single P.T. period in the week's Time Table,

Was awaited more eagerly than the monsoons!


When cricket was played with writing pads as bats,

And Neckties and socks rolled into balls!


When few played

"kabadi" and "Kho-Kho" in scorching sun,

While others simply played

"book cricket" in the

Confines of classroom!


Of fights but no conspiracies,

Of Competitions but seldom jealousy!


When we used to

watch Live Cricket telecast,

In the opposite house in Intervals and Lunch breaks!


When few rushed at 3:45 to

"Conquer" window seats in our School bus!

While few others had "Big Fun", "peppermint" ,

"kulfi", " milk ice !" and "sharbat !" at 4o Clock!

Gone are the days

Of Sports Day,

and the annual School Day ,

And the one-month long

preparations for them.


Gone are the days

Of the stressful Quarterly,

Half Yearly and Annual Exams, And the most

enjoyed holidays after them!


Gone are the days

Of tenth and twelfth standards, when

We Spent almost the whole year writing revision tests!

We learnt,

We enjoyed,

We played,

We won,

We lost,

We laughed,

We cried,

We fought,

We thought.

With so much fun in them, so many friends,

So much experience, all this and more!


Gone are the days

When we used

to talk for hours with our friends!

Now we don't have time to say a 'Hi'!


Gone are the days

When we played games on the road!

Now we

Code on the road with laptop!


Gone are the days

When we saw stars

Shining at Night!

Now we see stars when our code doesn't

Work!


Gone are the days

When we sat to chat with Friends on grounds!

Now we chat in chat rooms.....!


Gone are the days

Where we

studied just to pass!

Now we study to save our job!

Gone are the days

Where we had no money in our pockets and still fun filled on our hearts!!

Now we have the atm as well as credit card but with an empty heart!!

Gone are the days

Where we shouted on the road!

Now we don't shout even at home

Gone are the days

Where we got lectures from all!

Now we give lectures to all... like the one I'm doing now....!!

Gone are the days

But not the memories, which will be

Lingering in our hearts for ever and ever and

Ever and ever and ever .....







the Days
are Gone . But still there are lot more Days to come in our Life!!

NO MATTER HOW BUSY YOU ARE ,

DONT FORGET TO

LIVE THE LIFE THAT STILL

EXISTS.



 

Keep Smiling

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about women

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
David Bissonette

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Sacha Guitry

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Anonymous

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?
Dumas

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Sigmund Freud

'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
Anonymous

'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'
Sam Kinison

'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'
James Holt McGavra

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Patrick Murra

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....
Nash

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Anonymous

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Henny Youngman

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Rodney Dangerfield

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
Anonymous

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Friday, 11 September 2009

fall in love

Hindi Jokes Group - Funny Pictures

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Sunday, 6 September 2009

A to Z of Motivation


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Believe in yourself.

Consider things from every angle and others points of view.

Dare to Dream and Dream Big

Energy, Excitement and Enthusiaism is in your blood.

Family and Friends are hidden treasures ; enjoy these riches.
 
Give more than you planned to.
 
Have a good sense of humour.
 
Ignore Critisism, Ridicule and Discouragement from others.
 
Jump on Problems because they are Opportunities in disguise.
 
Keep up the good work however hard it may seem.
 
Love yourself, just as you are.
 
Make Impossibility a Possibility.
 
Never lie, cheat or steal, always strike a fair deal...
 
Open your eyes and see things as they really are.
 
Prefect Practice makes you perfect.
 
Quitters never Win and Winners never Quit.
 
Reward yourself for every small success and achievement.
 
Stop Wasting your Time and Procrastinating important Goals.
 
Take control of your Life and your Goals.
 
Understand so that you could Understood.
 
Visualize your Goals and Dreams everyday.
 
Win over your own weaknesses and make them as your Strengths.
 
Xccelerate your efforts
 
Yes Yes Yes, Yes you Can and You Will
 
 
 Zap your Stress and Enjoy your Life..

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Wednesday, 2 September 2009

Strength of a Man & Beauty of a Woman

Strength of a Man

The strength of a man isn't seen in the width of his shoulders.
It is seen in the width of his arms that encircle you.
The strength of a man isn't in the deep tone of his voice.
It is in the gentle words he whispers.
The strength of a man isn't how many buddies he has.
It is how good a buddy he is with his kids.
The strength of a man isn't in how respected he is at work.
It is in how respected he is at home.
The strength of a man isn't in how hard he hits..
It is in how tender he touches.
The strength of a man isn't how many women he's Loved by.
It is in can he be true to one woman.
The strength of a man isn't in the weight he can lift.
It is in the burdens he can understand and overcome.

Beauty of a Woman

The beauty of a woman
Is not in the clothes she wears,
The figure she carries,
Or the way she combs her hair.
The beauty of a woman
Must be seen from her eyes,
Because that is the doorway to her heart,
The place where love resides.
The beauty of a woman
Is not in a facial mole,
But true beauty in a woman
Is reflected in her soul.
It is the caring that she lovingly gives,
The passion that she shows,
The beauty of a woman
With passing years-only grows.

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The Difference Between Men And Women..?

1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

3. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

4. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

5. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman- before and after marriage.

6. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

7. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him
a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

8. Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

10. Women look at a wedding as the beginning of romance, while men look at a wedding as the ending of romance.

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Tuesday, 1 September 2009

what is the difference between love & marriage

A student asked to his teacher, "What is love?"The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the wheat field and choose the biggest wheat and come back.

But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back for pick."


The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big wheat, but he wonders....may be there is a bigger one later.

Then he saw another bigger one... but may be there is an even bigger one waiting for him.


Later, when he finished more than half of the wheat field, he start to
realize that the wheat is not as big as the previous one he saw, he know he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted.

So, he ended up went back to the teacher with empty hand.


The teacher told him, "...this is love... you keep looking for a better
one, but when later you realize, you have already miss the person...."

"What is marriage then?" the student asked.


The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the corn field
and choose the biggest corn and come back. But the rule is: you can go
through them only once and cannot turn back to pick."

The student went to the corn field, this time he is careful not to repeat
the previous mistake, when he reach the middle of the field, he has picked one medium corn that he feel satisfy, and come back to the teacher.


The teacher told him, "this time you bring back a corn.... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage."

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Monday, 27 July 2009

Enjoy Your Life

Life is Best for those who want to Live it,
Life is Difficult for those who want to Analyze it,
Life is worst for those who want to Criticize it,
Our Attitude Defines Life...


Enjoy Your Life,
Laugh so Hard That even Sorrow Smiles at You,
Live Life so Well That even Death Loves to see you Alive,
Fight so Hard That even Fate accepts its Defeat...

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Monday, 20 July 2009

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A to Z For Friend

A." all friends
B." best friend
C." close friend
D." dear friend
E." ever friend
F." familiar friend
G." good friend
H." helping friend
I." innocent friend
J." jovial friend
K." kind friend
L." lovely friend
M." merry friend
N." naughty friend
O." only frirnd
P." personal friend
Q." quiet friend
R." rare friend
S." special friend
T." thick friend
U." understanding friend
V." valuable friend
W." wonderful friend
X." xlent friend
Y." youth friend
Z. zeal friend..s !

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Tuesday, 14 July 2009

Shahrukh Khan Movies as Actor

Dulha Mil Gaya (2009) - Raj
Happy New Year (2009)
My Name is Khan (2009)
Kal Kisne Dekha (2009) - special appearance
Billu Barber (2009) - Sahir Khan
Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi (2008) - Surinder Sahni and Raj Kapoor
Bhootnath (2008) - Special appearance
Krazzy 4 (2008) - special appearance in item song
Om Shanti Om (2007) - Om Kapoor/ Om Makhija
Chak De India (2007) - Kabir Khan
Jhoom Barabar Jhoom (2007) - Special Appearance
The Mahabharata (2007)
I See You (2006) - Special Appearance
Don (2006) - Don/Rahul
Kabhi Alvida Naa kehna (2006) - Dev Saran
Alag (2006) - Special Appearance (Song)
Baiju Aur Tansen (2006) - Bajiu
Kaal (2005) - Special Appearance (Song)
Kuchh Meetha Ho Jaye (2005) - Himself
Paheli (2005) - Kishen/The Ghost
Silsiilay (2005) - Sutradhar
Swades (2004) - Mohan Bhargav
Veer-Zaara (2004) - Veer Pratap Singh
Main Hoon Na (2004) - Maj. Ram Prasad Sharma
Yeh Lamhe Judaai Ke (2004) - Dushant
Kal Ho Naa Ho (2003) - Aman Mathur (as Shah Rukh Khan)
Chalte Chalte (2003) - Raj Mathur
Saathiya (2002) - Yeshwant Rao (Special Apperance)
Devdas (2002) - Devdas Mukherjee
Hum Tumhare Hain Sanam (2002) - Gopal
Shakti: The Power (2002) - Jaisingh (Drifter)
Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham... (2001) - Rahul Raichand (as Shah Rukh Khan)
Asoka (2001) - Asoka (as Shah Rukh Khan)
One 2 Ka 4 (2001) - Arun Verma
Mohabbatein (2000) - Raj Aryan Malhotra
Gaja Gamini (2000) - Shahrukh (Special Appearance)
Har Dil Jo Pyar Karega... (2000) - Rahul (Special Appearence)
Hey Ram (2000) - Amjad Ali Khan (as Shah Rukh Khan)
Josh (2000) - Max
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Hindustani (2000) - Ajay Bakshi
Baadshah (1999) - Raj 'Baadshah'
Kuch Kuch Hota Hai (1998) - Rahul Khanna
Dil Se.. (1998) - Amarkanth Varma
Achanak (1998) - Himself
Duplicate (1998) - Bablu Chaudhary/Manu Dada (as Shah Rukh Khan)
Dil To Pagal Hai (1997) - Rahul
Gudgudee (1997) - Special Appearance
Koyla (1997) - Shanker (as Shah Rukh Khan)
Pardes (1997) - Arjun Saagar
Yes Boss (1997) - Rahul
Army (1996) - Arjun
Chaahat (1996) - Roop Rathore (as Shah Rukh Khan)
Dushman Duniya Ka (1996) - Special appearance
English Babu Desi Mem (1996) - Vikram/Hari/Gopal Mayur
Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge (1995) - Raj Malhotra (as Shah Rukh Khan)
Guddu (1995) - Guddu Bahadur
Karan Arjun (1995) - Arjun Singh/Vijay
Oh Darling! Yeh Hai India (1995) - No name
Ram Jaane (1995) - Ram Jaane (as Shah Rukh Khan)
Trimurti (1995) - Romi Singh/Bholey
Zamaana Deewana (1995) - Rahul Malhotra
Kabhi Haan Kabhi Naa (1994) - Sunil (as Shah Rukh Khan)
Anjaam (1994) - Vijay Agnihotri
Maya (1993) - Maya's Lover
Baazigar (1993) - Ajay Sharma/Vicky Malhotra (as Shah Rukh Khan)
Darr (1993) - Rahul Mehra (as Shah Rukh Khan)
King Uncle (1993) - Anil Bansal
Pehla Nasha (1993) - Himself
Chamatkar (1992) - Sunder Srivastava
Deewana (1992) - Raja Sahay (as Shah Rukh Khan)
Dil Aashna Hai (1992) - Karan (as Shah Rukh Khan)
Raju Ban Gaya Gentleman (1992) - Raju
Idiot (mini) (1991) - Pawan Raghujan
Circus (1989)
Fauji (1988) - Abhimanyu Rai

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Quotes from LORD BUDDHA


Year of Birth - 563 B।C. - Year of Death - 483 B॥C.


All that we are is the result of what we have thought। If a man speaks or acts with an evil thought, pain follows him. If a man speaks or acts with a pure thought, happiness follows him.

An idea that is developed and put into action is more important than an idea that exists only as an idea।

Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense।

Do not overrate what you have received, nor envy others। He who envies others does not obtain peace of mind.

It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles। Then the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell.

The mind is everything। What you think you become.

The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, nor to worry about the future, but to live the present moment wisely and earnestly.

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Friday, 10 July 2009

The Bathtub Test

During a visit to the mental hospital, I asked the Director 'How do you determine whether or not a patient should be admitted to the hospital.'

'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we give a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him to empty the bathtub.'

'Oh, I understand,' I said. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'

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WHEN NEED TO SAY I LOVE U


When U Were 15 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U
U Blushed.. U Look Down And Smile...

When U Were 20 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U
U Put Ur Head On My Shoulder And Hold My Hand Afraid That I Might Disappears..


When U Were 25 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U
U Prepare Breakfast And Serve It In Front Of Me,
And Kiss My Forehead N Said :"U Better Be Quick, Is's Gonna Be Late.."

When U Were 30 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U
U Said: "If U Really Love Me, Please Come Back Early After Work.."



When U Were 40 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U
U Were Cleaning The Dining Table And Said: "Ok Dear,
But It's Time For
U To Help Our Child With His/Her Revision.."


When U Were 50 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..
U Were Knitting And U Laugh At Me


When U Were 60 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U
U Smile At Me..


When U Were 70 Yrs Old. I Said I Love U
We Sitting On The Rocking Chair With Our Glasses On..


I'M Reading Your Love Letter That U Sent To Me 50 Yrs Ago..
With Our Hand Crossing Together..
When U Were 80 Yrs Old, U Said U Love Me!
I Didn't Say Anything But Cried
That Day Must Be The Happiest Day Of My Life!
Because U Said U Love Me !!!

Please Appreciate Your Loved Ones.. Say "I Love You"
To Them When U Have The Chance  !!!

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Driving


One Hand On Steering Wheel,
One Hand Out Of Window…

You Are in
SYDNEY

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One Hand On Steering Wheel,

One Hand On Horn…

You Are in
JAPAN

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One Hand On Steering Wheel,

One Hand On Newspaper,

Foot Solidly On Accelerator…

You Are in
BOSTON

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Both Hands On Steering Wheel,

Eyes Shut,

Both Feet On Brake,

Quivering In Terror

You Are in
NEW YORK

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Both Hands In Air,

Gesturing,

Both Feet On Accelerator,

Head Turned To Talk To Someone In Back Seat…

You Are in
ITALY

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One Hand On Horn,

One Hand On Holding Gear,

One Ear Listening To Loud Music,

One Ear On Cell Phone,

One Foot On Accelerator,
One Foot On Clutch,

Nothing On Break,
Eyes On Females In Next Car,


WELCOME
TO INDIA


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M.P. Sir

OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : TELL ME PROPERLY

CANDIDATE : MOHAN PAL SIR

OFFICER : YOUR FATHER'S NAME ?

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?

CANDIDATE : MANMOHAN PAL SIR

OFFICER : YOUR NATIVE PLACE

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ?

CANDIDATE : NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR

OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION?

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ?

CANDIDATE : MATRIC PASS

OFFICER : WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?

CANDIDATE : MONEY PROBLEM SIR

OFFICER : DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY

CANDIDATE : MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR

OFFICER : THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : WHAT IS IT NOW

CANDIDATE : MY PERFORMANCE. ...?

OFFICER : MP !!!

CANDIDATE : WHAT IS THAT SIR..?

OFFICER : MENTALLY PUNCTURED... ......... .....!!!! !!!!!!!!!

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Wednesday, 8 July 2009

puzzle

puzzle Can you Answer at least one of the following Question??? Try before scrolling down........

Q: An elephant has 5 bananas and it is hungry, but yet it does not eat the bananas. Why ?


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Ans: Because the bananas are made of plastic.

Next.Question is ...........

The 5 bananas are real , but yet the elephant does not eat it. Why?

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Because the elephant is made of plastic.

Hahhaa. never give up.. one more..




Both the elephant and the bananas are real, but yet it cannot eat it.
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Because the bananas are in the TV.

Ooops!!! Cool down.



Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?


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Because they are on different channels.

Hohohohoohohoh. ..... hehehe




Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV and on the same channel, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?
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Because the TV is off.

Kikikikikiki


Now Finally the Elephant gets a chance to eat the bananas. Why?


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why the hell do u think so much...let that poor animal have some food....and you get back to your work.

he he he he......

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