Friday, 26 June 2009

jock

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Thursday, 25 June 2009

value of partner

 An 80 year old man was sitting on the sofa in his house along
with his 45 year's old highly educated son. Suddenly a crow
perched on their window.

The Father asked his Son, "What is this?"
The Son replied "It is a crow".
After a few minutes, the Father asked his Son the 2nd time,
"What is this?"

The Son said "Father, I have just now told you "It's a crow".
After a little while, the old Father again asked his Son the 3rd time,

"What is this?"
At this time some expression of irritation was felt in the Son's
tone when he said to his Father with a rebuff. "It's a crow, a
crow".

A little after, the Father again asked his Son the 4th time,
"What is this?"

This time the Son shouted at his Father, "Why do you keep
asking me the same question again and again, although I have
told you so many times 'IT IS A CROW'. Are you not able to
understand this?"

A little later the Father went to his room and came back with an
 old tattered diary, which he had maintained since his Son was
born. On opening a page, he asked his Son to read that page.
When the son read it, the following words were written in the
diary: -

"Today my little son aged three was sitting with me on the sofa,
when a crow was sitting on the window. My Son asked me 23
times what it was, and I replied to him all 23 times that it was a
Crow. I hugged him lovingly each time he asked me the same
question again and again for 23 times. I did not at all feel
irritated I rather felt affection for my innocent child".

While the little child asked him 23 times "What is this", the
Father had felt no irritation in replying to the same question all
23 times and when today the Father asked his Son the same
question just 4 times, the Son felt irritated and annoyed.


So...

If your parents attain old age, do not repulse them or look at
them as a burden, but speak to them a gracious word, be cool,
obedient, humble and kind to them. Be considerate to your
parents. From today say this aloud, "I want to see my parents
happy forever". They have cared for me ever since I was a little
child. They have always showered their selfless love on me.


They crossed all mountains and valleys without seeing the storm
and heat to make me a person presentable in the society today".
Say a prayer to God, "I will serve my old parents in the BEST
way. I will say all good and kind words to my dear parents, no
matter how they behave.


Thanks for spending your time on reading this mail........ Hope you are
forwarding this to all your friends...

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Friday, 19 June 2009

fun


The prime Minister of China called President Bush to
console him after the attack on the Pentagon:

'I'm sorry to hear about the attack.It is a very
big tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents from
the Pentagon, we have copies of everything.'


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Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept:

Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my
condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people,
such great bldgs... I would like to ensure that we had
nothing in connection with that...

Bush: What buildings? What people??

Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now?

Bush: It's eight in the morning.

Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an hour!

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Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and
asks the bar man, 'Isn't that Bush and
Vajpayee?'

The bar man says 'Yep, that's them.' So the guy
walks over and says, 'Hello, what are you guys
doing?'

Bush says, 'We're planning world war 3'

The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?'

And Vajpayee says, 'Well, we're going to kill 14
million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman.'

And the guy exclaimed, 'A bicycle repairman?!! !'

Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, 'See, I told you
no-one would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!'

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Pakistani on the moon:

Q: What do you call 1 Pakistani on the moon?

A: Problem...

Q: What do you call 10 Pakistanis on the moon?

A: Problem...

Q: What do you call a 100 Pakistanis on the moon?

A: Problem...

Q: What do you call ALL the Pakistanis on the moon?

A: ....... Problem Solved!!!

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A man is! taking a walk in Central park in New York .
Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull
dog..

He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds
in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.

A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says:
'You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the
newspapers:

'Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl'.

The man says: 'But I am not a New Yorker!'

Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning:

'Brave American saves life of little girl' the
policeman answers.

'But I am not an American!' - says the man. Oh,
what are you then?'

The man says: 'I am a Pakistani!'

The next day the newspapers say: 'Extremist kills
innocent American dog '

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Monday, 15 June 2009

Here is a short story with a beautiful message...

but in its bond. 

So hold the hand of the person who loves you rather than expecting them to hold yours... 
This message is too short......but carries a lot of Feelings.

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After marriage.... ......... ....Life Still Goes-On

Couples and married Life.

* They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.

* Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home & devil in bed. But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home & economist in Bed.

* Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

* Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.

After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.

* Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

* Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

* Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

* Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

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Saturday, 13 June 2009

10 principles for Peace of Mind..


1. Do Not Interfere In Others' Business Unless Asked.
Most of us create our own problems by interfering too often in others' affairs. We do so because somehow we have convinced ourselves that our way is the best way, our logic is the perfect logic and those who do not conform to our thinking must be criticized and steered to the right  direction, our direction. This thinking denies the existence of individuality and consequently the existence of God.. God has created each one of us in a unique way. No two human beings can think or act in exactly the same way. All men or women act the way they do because God within them prompts them that way. Mind your own business and you will keep your peace.


2. Forgive And Forget:

This is the most powerful aid to peace of mind. We often develop ill feelings inside our heart for the person who insults us or harms us. We nurture grievances. This in turn results in loss of sleep, development of stomach ulcers, and high blood pressure. This insult or injury was done once, but nourishing of grievance goes on forever by constantly remembering it. Get over this bad habit. Life is too short to waste in such trifles. Forgive,20Forget, and march on. Love flourishes in giving and forgiving.

3. Do Not Crave For Recognition:

This world is full of selfish people. They seldom praise anybody without selfish motives. They may praise you today because you are in power, but no sooner than you are powerless, they will forget your achievement and will start finding faults in you. Why do you wish to kill yourse lf in striving for their recognition? Their recognition is not worth the aggravation. Do your duties ethically and sincerely.

4. Do Not Be Jealous:


We all have experienced how jealousy can disturb our peace of mind.. You know that you work harder than your colleagues in the office, but sometimes they get promotions; you do not. You started a business several years ago, but you are not as successful as your neighbor whose business is only one year old. There are several examples like these in everyday life. Should you be jealous? No. Remember everybody's life is shaped by his/her destiny, which has now become his/her reality. If you are destined to be rich, nothing in the world can stop you. If you are not so destined, no one can help you either. Nothing will be gained by blaming others for your misfortune. Jealousy will not get you anywhere; it will only take away your peace of mind.

5. Change Yourself According To The Environment:

If you try to change the environment single-handedly, the chances are you will fail. Instead, change yourself to suit your environment. As you do this, even the environment, which has been unfriendly to you, will mysteriously change and seem congenial and harmonious.

6. Endure What Cannot Be Cured:

This is the best way to turn a disadvantage into an advantage. Every day we face numerous inconveniences, ailments, irritations, and accidents that are beyond our control... If we cannot control them or change them, we must learn to put up with these things. We must learn to endure them cheerfully. Believe in yourself and you will gain in terms of patience, inner strength and will power.

7. Do Not Bite Off More Than You Can Chew:

This maxim needs to be remembered constantly. We often tend to take more responsibilities than we are capable of carrying out. This is done to satisfy our ego. Know your limitations. . Why take on additional loads that may create more worries? You cannot gain peace of mind by expanding your external activities. Reduce your material engagements and spend time in prayer, introspection and meditation. This will reduce those thoughts in your mind that make you restless. Uncluttered mind will produce greater peace of mind.

8. Med itate Regularly:

Meditation calms the mind and gets rid of disturbing thoughts. This is the highest state of peace of mind. Try and experience it yourself. If you meditate earnestly for half an hour everyday, your mind will tend to become peaceful during the remaining twenty-three and half-hours. Your mind will not be easily disturbed as it was before. You would benefit by gradually increasing the period of daily meditation. You may think that this will interfere with your daily work. On the contrary, this will increase your efficiency and you will be able to produce better results in less time.


9. Never Leave The Mind Vacant:

An empty mind is the devil's workshop. All evil actions start in the vacant mind. Keep your mind occupied in something positive, something worthwhile. Actively follow a hobby. Do something that holds your interest. You must decide what you value more: money or peace of mind. Your hobby, like social work or religious work, may not always earn you more money, but you will have a sense of fulfillment and achievement. Even when you are resting physically, occupy yourself in healthy reading or mental chanting of God's name.

10. Do Not Procrastinate And Never Regret:

Do not waste time in protracted wondering " Should I or shouldn't I?" Days, weeks, months, and years may be wasted in that futile mental debating. You can never plan enough because you can never anticipate all future happenings. Value your time and do the things that need to be done. It does not matter if you fail the first time. You can learn from your mistakes and succeed the next time. Sitting back and worrying will lead to nothing. Learn from your mistakes, but do not brood over the past. DO NOT REGRET. Whatever happened was desti ned to happen only that way. Why cry over spilt milk?

 
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Patni calisa


Namo-Namo Patni Maharani.
Tumari Mahima koie najane. \\1\\

Hamane Samajatha Tum abala ho.
par tumsto sabase badi bala ho. \\2\\

Jisedin hathme Belan aae.
Us din Pati Bichara khub chillaye. \\3\\

sare bad par patni sove.
pati betha jamin par rove. \\4\\

Tumasehi ghar mathura-kashi.
or tumasehi ghar satyanashi.
\\5\\

PATNI CHLISA JO NAR GAAVE.
SUB SUKH CHOD PARAM DUKH PAVE.....\\6\ \


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Thursday, 11 June 2009

THREE THINGS YOU CANNOT RECOVER












Did Anyone Ever Tell You Just How Special You Are। The Light that You Emit Might even Light a Star

Did Anyone Ever Tell You How Important You Make Others Feel।

Somebody out here is Smiling, Because of something you said or something you did!

Did Anyone Ever Tell You that Many Times When They were Sad Your E-mail made Them Smile।
In Fact, It made Them Glad।

Did Anyone Ever Tell YouJust How Much They Like You। Well, My Dearest Friend Today I am Telling You. I believe that without a friend you are missing out on a lot!!!

Have a nice day, and I'm glad we are friends!!!


THIS IS A HAND OF FRIENDSHIP

The Wave ----- keep it going

Just wanted to say Hi,
AND HOPE

YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY

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Tuesday, 9 June 2009

Believe in Love , Life and Yourself.


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Monday, 8 June 2009

masti


Indian Airline : We provide warm and motherlike comfort.
Warm because AC is not working and
mother like because most of the air hostesses are above 50 yrs.


Sehwag's son : Are dekho maa.
Papa sixer pe sixer mare ja rahe hain.
Sehwag's wife : Beta ye ADVERTISEMENT hogi!



Love Letters...just for laughs....

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity gets the better of him and he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he's doing.

"I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine's Day cards signed, 'Guess who?'"

"But why?" asks the man.

"I'm a divorce lawyer."

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Saturday, 6 June 2009

mere sang has lo

Yaad hai pehle hum kaha mile the...

Train ruki, khidki khuli,

Nazaron se nazare mili,

Aur aap ne kaha- Idli, Dosa, Vade, Sambhar, Chay...

********************************

Jab tumhe dekhu my dil starts flying,

Tumse baat karne ko I keep trying,

Jab tu dur jaaye I feel like crying,

Are! Itna mat chad I was just lying.

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Galat nazaron se dekhoge to har jagah kharabi lagegi,

Aur sahi nazar se dekhoge to har sundar ladki

Tumhe bhabhi lagegi-Tumhara bhai!

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Aisa dostana hamara, main kashti tu kinara,

Main dhanush tu teer, ,main matar tu paneer,

Main varsha tu baadal, main raajma tu chawal,

Main hot tu cool, main april tu fool.

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Anhon ki aawaaz kuch hoti hai,

Aansuon ki aag kuch aur hoti hai,

Kaun chahata hai bichadna apno se

Vo to vakt ki maar hoti hai.

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funny jocks

 

PLEASE SEND ME YOUR BLOOD GRUP IT'S URGENT.
EK ACCIDENT HO GAYA HAI TUMHARA HI BLOOD CHAHIYE.
PLEASE MANA MAT KARNA. WARNA KUTTA MAR JAYEGA...||
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To Prove..,"You Are Not An IDIOT"..
Take the test below :

Press Down

Press Up

Look...!! , You cudnt even follow the Instructions.!!
U IDIOT.!
Really You Proved It.

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Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.
They wanted to trouble good people...
I suggested ur name.
They said Oh!!!No we cant disturb
our Boss...

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Where do I start?

 

Brought to you by.... Wowmailz


Where do I start?
How do I begin?
To tell you how much
I never want this to end
Why you burn in my mind
And fill up my soul
How you live in my heart
And keep living from taking its toll
I need you more today
Than I ever have before
Every time I touch you
I love you all the more
No one can ever take your place
Or do the things you do
Nothing pleases me more
Than loving the essence of you
Tell me you love me
By looking into my eyes
Say that you want me
By whispering your sighs
Ask me to love you
By the gentleness of your kiss
Tell me you love me

Your love I truly miss.



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Thursday, 4 June 2009

Ha Ha Ha.......:)

Boy To A New Girl In The College : Yeh Principal Ekdum Khadush Aadmi Hai.
Girl : Kya Tum Jante Ho, Main Kaun Hu?
Boy : No.
Girl : Main Principal Ki Beti Hu.
Boy : Kya Tum Janti Ho, Main Kaun Hu??
Girl : No.
Boy : Thank God.....

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Ek Raat Ek Chor Santa Ke Ghar Mein Ghus Gaya Aur Bola,
"SONA Kahan Hai?"

Santa neend mein bola, "Ullu Ke Patthe !! Poora Ghar Khali
Pada Hai, Kahin Bhi So Ja."

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Insurance Wale Bhi Kya Gazab Dhaate Hain....

Insurance Wale Bhi Kya Ghazab Dhaate Hain....


Logo Ki Bibiyo Ke Paas Baithke,
Pati Ke Marne Ke Faide Samjhate Hain !!!

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Sir : Santa, Kal Tum School Kyon Nahi Aaye?
Santa : Sir ! Gir Gaya Tha Aur Lag Gayi Thi.
Sir : Kahan Gir Gaye They Aur Kahan Lag Gayi Thi?
Santa : Sir ! Palang Pe Gir Gaya Tha Aur Aankh Lag Gayi Thi.


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Son: Dad, main kab itna Bada banuga, ki main mummy ko bina bataye hi ghar ke bahar ja saku.?

Dad: Puttar ! itna Bada to aaj tak main bhi nahi hua hu !!!


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Husband To whife:
Tum meri zindagi ho aur....
Wife: aur Kia?
Tell me aur Kia?
Wife shouted:
Tell me aur Kia?
Husband: aur Laanat hai aissi zindagi pa..!


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Wednesday, 3 June 2009

24 Interludes of Life

 


This is dedicated to my wonderful friends who enrich my life with the treasure of their being. May your soul decisions always be made with your heart, and not with your head.

1. Don't go for looks, they can deceive. Don't go for wealth even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile.

2. There are moments in life when you really miss someone that you want to pick them up from your dreams and hug them. Hope you dream of that someone.

3. Dream what you want to dream, go where you want to go, be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you want in life.

4. May you have...Enough happiness to make you sweet

Enough trials to make you strong

Enough sorrow to keep you human

Enough hope to make you happy


And enough money to keep you comfortable.

5. When one door of happiness closes, another opens. But we often took so long at the closed door, that we don't see the one which has been opened for us.

6. The best kind of friend is the one you could sit on a porch, swing with, never saying a word and then walk away feeling like that was the best conversation you've had.

7. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

8. Always put yourself in other's shoes. If you feel that it hurts you, it probably does hurt the person too.

9. A careless word may kindle a strife;
A cruel word may wreck a life

A timely word may level stress


A lovely word may heal and bless.
10. The beginning of love is to let those we love be perfectly themselves and not to twist them with our own image, otherwise we love only the reflection of ourselves we find in them.

11. The happiest people don't necessarily have the best of everything, they just make the most of everything that comes along the way.

12. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one so that when we finally meet the right person, we should know how to be grateful for that gift.

13. It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

14. Happiness lies for those who cry, those who hurt, those who have searched and those who have tried. For only they can appreciate the importance of people who have touched their lives.

15. Love is when you take away the feeling, the passion, the romance and find out you still care for that person.

16. A sad thing about life is that when you meet someone who means a lot to you only to find out in the end that it was never bound to be and you just have to let go.

17. Love starts with a smile, develops with a kiss and ends with a tear.

18. Love comes to those who still hope even though they've been disappointed, to those who still believe even though they've been betrayed, need to love those who still love, even though they've been hurt before.

19. It hurts to love someone, and not to be loved in return but what is most painful is to love someone and never finds the courage to let the person know how you feel.

20. The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past. You can't go on well in life until you let go of your past failures and heartaches.

21. Never say goodbye when you still want to try;
Never give up when you still feel you can take it;

Never say you don't love that person anymore when you can't let go.

22. Giving someone all your love is never an assurance that they'll love you back. Don't expect love in return, just wait for it to grow in their hearts but if it doesn't, be content it grew in yours.

23. There are things you love to hear but you would never hear it from the person whom you would like to hear it from, but don't be deaf to hear it from the person who says it with his heart.

24. When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life to the fullest so that when you die, you're smiling and everyone around you is crying.

 

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Tuesday, 2 June 2009

If you’ve already read this before, then it’s a refresher course for you! Seriously TRUE!! J


Law of Queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with...

Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Theatre Rule: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

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Two little boys


Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are extremely mischievous. They are
always getting into trouble and their parents know all

about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are
probably involved.

The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in
disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The
preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.

So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older
boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.

The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down
and asked him sternly,

"Do you know where God is, son?"

The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there
wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.

So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is
God?!"

Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice
even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "Where is
God?!"

The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove
into his closet, slamming the door behind him.

When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "what
happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble
this time. .........................


Older brother : "Why…?"


("You just LOVE reading next line again and again")

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"GOD is missing, and they think we did it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

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This is indeed touching.... .....

    A certain rich businessman had a beautiful daughter,

    who fell in love


        with a guy who was a cleaner.When the girl's father
        came to know about their love,


            he did not  like it at all, and so began

            to protest about it.


                Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave
                their homes for a happy future.


                    The girl's father started searching for

                    the two lovers but could not find them.


                    At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come
                    back home in a local newspaper.


                        Her father said "If you both comeback I will allow you   
                        to marry the guy you love, I accept that
                        you loved each other truly."


                                So in this way, their love won and they returned
                                home.The couple went to town to shop for the wedding dress.


                                    He was dressed in white shirt that day.
                                    While he was crossing the road to the other side

                                         to get some drinks for his wife, a car came and hit him and
                                         he died on the spot.


                                The girl lost her senses. It was only after sometimes that she
                                recovered from her shock.
                                The funeral and cremation was the very next day

                                             because he had died horribly.


                        Two nights later, the girl's mother had a dream in
                        which she saw an old lady.
                        The old lady asked her mother to wash the blood
                        stains of the guy from her daughter's dress as soon as possible.


                     But her mother ignored the dream.The next night her father had the same
                    dream, he also ignored it.

                    Then when the girl had the same dream the next night, she
                    woke up in fear and told her mother about the dream.


                 Her mother asked her to wash the
                clothes which have blood stains immediately.
                she washed the stains but some remained.


            Next night she again had the same dream she again
            washed the stains but some still remained.


        Next night she again had the same dream and this time
        the old lady gave her a last warning to wash the blood stain,


    or else something terrible will happen. This time the girl tried her
     best to wash the stains,and the clothes nearly tore,
     but some stains still remained.She was very tired.


In the late evening the same day while she was alone
at home,some one knocked the door.
When she opened the door she saw the
same old lady of her dream standing at her door.


 She got very scare dand fainted.
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.
.
.
The old lady woke her up... and gave her a blue
object, which shocked
.
.
.
the girl. She asked "What is this...?"
.
.
.
The old lady replied...
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.
.
"Try Surf Exel Washing powder..... just a dab and it
will remove all

stubborn stains!!!" .



............. .......... ...I know how you all are feeling now... ............ ....

 

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