Friday, 27 February 2009

lafter time

bayan to beasar

satyam me gotala
buri khabar hai

mafii chahate hai

mera naam badal do

sachin ko mahan nahi maanti icc
doshiyon ko bharat ko sompe paak

jagada khatam kaise kare


Thursday, 26 February 2009

How To Be A Friend

01. Don't worry about knowing people just make yourself worth knowing.

02. Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer.

03. If you can buy a person's friendship, it is not worth it.
04. True friends have hearts that beat as one.

05. If you cannot think of any nice things to say about your friends, then you have the wrong friends.

06. Make friends before you need them.

 07. If you were another person, would you like to be a friend of yours?
08. A good friend is one who neither looks down on you nor keeps up with you.

09. Be friendly with the folks you know… if it weren't for them you would be a total stranger.

10. A friend is never known till he is needed.
11. Friendship is a responsibility...not an opportunity.

12. Friendship is the cement that holds the world together.

13. Friends are those who speak to you after others don't.
14. The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail and not his tongue.

15. Pick your friends, but not to pieces.

16. A friend is one who puts his finger on a fault without rubbing it in.

17. The way to have friends is to be willing to lose some arguments.
18. If a friend makes a mistake, don't rub it in... Rub it out.

19. Deal with other's faults as gently as if they were your own.

20. People are judged by the company they keep and the company they keep away from.
21. A friend is a person who can step on your toes without messing up your shine.

22. The best mirror is an old friend.

23. The best possession one may have is a true friend.
24. Make friendship a habit and you will always have friends.

25. You will never have a friend if you must have one without faults.

26. Doing nothing for your friends results in having no friends to do for.
27. Anyone can give advice, but a real friend will lend a helping hand.

28. You can make more friends by being interested in them than trying to have them be interested in you.

29. A real friend is a person who, when you've made a fool of yourself, lets you forget it.
30. A friend is a person who listens attentively while you say nothing.

31. You can buy friendship with friendship, but never with dollars.

32. True friends are like diamonds, precious but rare; false friends are like autumn leaves, found everywhere.
33. A friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked.


Check how u are

VIRGO   (The One that Waits)  
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word.  Caring.  Smart.  Loud.  Loyal.  Easy to talk to.  Everything you ever wanted.  Easy to please.  The one and only.

SCORPIO   (The Addict)

EXTREMELY adorable.  Intelligent Loves to joke.  Very Good sense of humor.  Energetic.  Predict future.  GREAT kisser.  Always get what they want.  Attractive.  Easy going.  Loves being in long relationships.  Talkative.  Romantic.  Caring.
LIBRA   (The Lame One)
Nice to everyone they meet.  Their Love is one of a kind.  Silly, fun and sweet..  Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet!  However, not the kind of person you wanna mess with... You might end up crying ...
ARIES   (The Liar)
Outgoing.  Lovable.  Spontaneous.  Not one to mess with.  Funny.  Excellent kisser..  EXTREMELY adorable.  Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud..  16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

AQUARIUS   (Does It In The Water)

Trustworthy.  Attractive.  Great kisser.  One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships.  Extremely energetic. Unpredictable.  Will exceed your expectations.  Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out.  
GEMINI  (Irresistible)
Nice.  Love is one of a kind.  Great listeners.  Very Good in the you know where ... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out.  Trustworthy.  Always happy.  Loud.  Talkative.  Outgoing VERY FORGIVING.  Loves to make out.  Has a beautiful smile.  Generous.  Strong.  THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.  9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

LEO   (The Lion)

Great talker.  Attractive and passionate.  Laid back.  Knows how to have fun.  Is really good at almost anything.  Great kisser.  Unpredictable.  Outgoing.  Down to earth.  Addictive.  Attractive.  Loud.  Loves being in long relationships.  Talkative.  Not one to mess with..  Rare to find.  Good when found.  

CANCER   (The Cutie)

MOST AMAZING KISSER.  Very high appeal.  Love is one of a kind.  Very romantic.  Most caring person you will ever meet!  Entirely creative.  Extremely random and proud of it.  Freak.  Spontaneous.  Great telling stories.  Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to.  

PISCES   (The Partner for Life)

Caring and kind. Smart.  Center of attention.  High appeal.  Has the last word.  Good to find, hard to keep.  Fun to be around.  Extremely weird but In a good way.  Good Sense of Humor!!!  Thoughtful.  Always gets what he or she wants.  Loves to joke.  Very popular.  Silly, fun and sweet.  

CAPRICO RN   (The Passionate Lover)

Love to bust.  Nice.  Sassy.  Intelligent.  Sexy.  Predict future.  Irresistible..  Loves being in long relationships.  Great talker.  Always gets what he or she wants.  Cool.  Loves to own Gemini's in sports.  Extremely fun.  Loves to joke.  Smart.  

TAURUS   (The Tramp)

Aggressive.  Loves being in long relationships.  Likes to give a good fight for what they want.  Extremely outgoing.  Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser.  Good personality.  Stubborn.  A caring person.  One of a kind.  Not one to mess with.  Are the most attractive people on earth!  

SAGITTARIUS   (The Promiscuous One)

Spontaneous.  High appeal.  Rare to find.  Great when found.  Loves being in long relationships...  So much love to give.  Not one to mess with.  Very pretty..  Very romantic.  Nice to everyone they meet.  Their Love is one of a kind.  Silly, fun and sweet.  Have own unique appeal..  Most caring person you will ever meet!  Amazing in the you know where..!!!  Not the kind of person you wanna mess with, you might end up crying.  


Wednesday, 25 February 2009

The problems of "HE" and "SHE"..


Tuesday, 24 February 2009

Bridge of Love

Once upon a time two brothers who lived on adjoining farms fell into conflict.

It was the first serious rift in 40 years of farming side by side, sharing machinery, and trading labor and goods as needed without a hitch.Then the long collaboration fell apart. It began with a small misunderstanding and it grew into a major difference, and finally it exploded into an exchange of bitter words followed by weeks of silence.

One morning there was a knock on John's door. He opened it to find a man with a carpenter's toolbox. "I'm looking for a few days work" he said."Perhaps you would have a few small jobs here and there I could help with? Could I help you?

"Yes," said the older brother. "I do have a job for you. Look across the creek at that farm. That's my neighbor, in fact, it's my younger brother.Last week there was a meadow between us and he took his bulldozer to the river levee and now there is a creek between us.


Well, he may have done this to spite me, but I'll go him one better. See that pile of lumber by the barn?I  want you to build me a fence - - an 8-foot fence -- so I won't need to see his place or his face anymore."

The carpenter said, "I think I understand the situation. Show me the nails and the post hole digger and I'll be able to do a job that pleases you."

The older brother had to go to town, so he helped the carpenter get the materials ready and then he was off for the day. The carpenter worked hard all that day measuring, sawing, nailing, and hammering.


About sunset when the farmer returned, the carpenter had just finished his job. The farmer's eyes opened wide, his jaw dropped. There was no fence there at all.

It was a bridge -- a bridge stretching from one side of the creek to the other! A fine piece of work handrails and all -- and the neighbor, his younger brother, was coming across, his hand outstretched."You are quite a fellow to build this bridge after all I've said and done."

The two brothers stood at each end of the bridge, and then they met in the middle, taking each other's hand. They turned to see the carpenter hoist his toolbox on his shoulder.

"No, wait! Stay a few days. I've a lot of other projects for you," said the older brother.

"I'd love to stay on," the carpenter said, "but, I have many more love bridges to




Take tone of My name is Anthony Gonsalves from Amar Akbar Anthony and
this song.....................................................

My name is Ramalinga Raju
main Satyam ka Lootera (Thief) hoon
Khaate (Accounts) hai khaali, Balance sheets jaali (fake)
satyam employees ki bhi watt laga daali
jisko bhi yaad aaye, mujhe milne chala aaye
jisko bhi yaad aaye, mujhe milne chala aaye
Hyderabad police chowki, jholi(ssorry...kholi) number 420


abhi abhi jail ke andar ek company kholi hai, aji kholi hai,haan
investors ne bhi lagayi bad chad kar boli hai, haan boli hai, haan haan
boli hai
jailor bhi raazi, qaidi bhi raazi
Jab tak chalegi yeh jaalsaazi

jisko bhi yaad aaye, milke marne chala aaye
jisko bhi yaad aaye, milke marne chala aaye

Hyderabad police chowki, jholi (ssorry...kholi) number 420



Monday, 23 February 2009

Tongue Twisters

1. If you understand, say "understand" . If you don ' t understand, say " don ' t understand". But if you understand and say "don ' t understand". How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

2.I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won ' t wish the wish you wish to wish.

3. Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.

4 ..A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he   could  see was sea, sea, sea.

5 .. Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People

6 ..If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

7 ..I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn ' t the thought   I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been  the thought I thought, I wouldn ' t have thought so much.

8 ..Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?"

9.Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside.

Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside. Mr Inside said "NO", and told Mr Outside to come outside.

Mr Outside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the riverside.


11.. The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn. **********

12..If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?   

"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor ' s the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor ' s way"

13..We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be fine, Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot, We ' ll weather the weather Whatever the weather, Whether we like it or not. Watch? Whether the weather is hot.

Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It is  whether we like it or not.

14..Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely .

15 .A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do" Said the flea" Let us fly Said the fly"Let us flee" So they flew through a flaw in the flue

16..If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.

17..Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See ' s saw sawed Soar ' s seesaw Before Soar saw See,  Which made Soar sore.Had Soar seen See ' s saw Before See sawed Soar ' s seesaw, See ' s saw would not have sawed Soar ' s seesaw. So See ' s saw sawed Soar ' s seesaw.But it was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See ' s saw sawed  Soar ' s seesaw .....


why we need children

We all need a laugh and this will give it to you.


love childeren


daddy mother

mom says

growing in your butt

next 10 minutes


Foot prints in the sand



Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. For each scene he noticed two sets of Footprints in the sand: one belonging To him, and the other to the Lord.


When the last scene of his life flashed before him, He looked back at the footprints in the sand.


He noticed that many times along the path of His life there was only one set of footprints.


He also noticed that it happened at the very Lowest and saddest times in his life.


This really bothered him and he Questioned the Lord about it:


"Lord, you said that once I decided to follow You, you'd walk with me all the way.


But I have noticed that during the most Troublesome times in my life, There is only one set of footprints.


I don't understand why when I needed you most you would leave me."


The Lord replied:


"My son, my precious child, I love you and I would never leave you.


During your times of trial and suffering, When you see only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."


Black & White


I was convinced that "I" was right and "he" was wrong - and he was just as convinced that "I" was wrong and "he" was right.




The teacher decided to teach us a very important lesson. She brought us up to the front of the class and placed him on one side of her desk and me on the other. In the middle of her desk was a large, round object. I could clearly see that it was black. She asked the boy what color the object was. "White," he answered.


I couldn't believe he said the object was white, when it was obviously black! Another argument started between my classmate and me, this time about the color of the object.


The teacher told me to go stand where the boy was standing and told him to come stand where I had been. We changed places, and now she asked me what the color of the object was. I had to answer, "White." It was an object with two differently colored sides, and from his viewpoint it was white. Only from my side was it black.




My teacher taught me a very important lesson learned that day: You must stand in the other person's shoes and look at the situation through their eyes in order to truly understand their perspective .




 Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!
Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments
they can avoid if they remember the terminology.
* Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true!!!


21 Reasons Why I Love You...

 *  I can be myself when I am with you.

    * Your idea of romance is dim lights, soft music, and just the two of us.

    * Because you make me feel like, like, like I have never felt before.

    * I can tell you anything, and you won't be shocked

    * Our undying faith is what keeps the flame out of love alive

    * You and me together, we can make magic.

    * We're a perfect match.

    * Thinking of you, fills me with a wonderful feeling.

    * Your love gives me the feeling, that the best is still ahead.

    * You never give up on me, and that's what keeps me going.

    * You are simply irresistible

    * I love you because you bring the best out of me.

    * Your terrific sense of humor

    * Every time I look at you, my heart misses a beat

    * You're the one who holds the key to my heart

    * You always say what I need to hear (You are perfect).

    * You have taught me the true meaning of love.

    * Love is, what you mean to me - and you mean everything.

    * You are my theme for a dream.

    * I have had the time of my life and I owe it all to you.

    * And, of-course, your intelligence, 'cause you were smart enough to fall in love with
me ;-)



Sunday, 22 February 2009

Nice Thought For The Day


Girls vs. Grown Women


Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans.


Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits




Girls want to control the man in their life.


Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling.




Girls check you for not calling them.


Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't.




Girls are afraid to be alone.


Grown women revel in it-using it as a time for personal growth.




Girls ignore the good guys.


Grown women ignore the bad guys.




Girls make you come home.


Grown women make you want to come home.




Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man.


Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man.




Girls try to monopolize all their man's time ( I.e., don't want him hanging with his friends).


Grown women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special-and goes to kick it with her own friends!




Girls think a guy crying is weak.


Grown women offer their shoulder and a tissue. 




Girls want to be spoiled and 'tell' their man so.


Grown women 'show' him and make him comfortable enough to reciprocate without fear of losing his 'manhood'.




Girls get hurt by one man and make all men pay for it.


Grown women know that that was just one man.




Girls fall in love and chase aimlessly after the object of their affection, ignoring all 'signs'.


Grown women know that sometimes the one you love, don't always love you back-and move on, without bitterness.




Girls will read this and get an attitude.


Grown women will read this and pass it on to other Grown women and their male friends".






-Love is like a butterfly...

The more you chase it, the more it eludes you

But if you just let it fly...

It will come back to you when you least expect it

Love can make you happy...but often it hurts

Love is only special when you give it to someone who is really worth it



-Love isn't about becoming somebody else's "perfect person"

Its about finding someone who helps you...

Become the best person you can be



-The true measure of compatibility...

Is not the years spent together

But how good you are for each other



-Love is not about..."its your fault"...but..."I'm sorry"

Not..."where are you"...but..."I'm right here for you"

Not..."how could you"...but..."I understand"

Not..."I wish you were"...but...I'm thankful you are"



-Heartbreaks last as long as you want...

And cut as deep as you allow them to go

The challenge is not how to survive heartbreaks...

But to learn from



Good Morning.....!!


Saturday, 21 February 2009

My Bouquet of Flowers

Though it has taken my life-time,
to add each one.
I know that still yet,
my task is not done.

For I shall continue to gather,
along life's pathway.
More radiant faces,
that I shall display.

But dear FRIEND!
This I want you to know.
It will be your flower,
the first that I show.

Thanks, for all the memories,
both of laughter and tears.
They will always be with me,
throughout the coming years.


" Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies."


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