Monday, 27 July 2009

Enjoy Your Life

Life is Best for those who want to Live it,
Life is Difficult for those who want to Analyze it,
Life is worst for those who want to Criticize it,
Our Attitude Defines Life...


Enjoy Your Life,
Laugh so Hard That even Sorrow Smiles at You,
Live Life so Well That even Death Loves to see you Alive,
Fight so Hard That even Fate accepts its Defeat...

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Monday, 20 July 2009

Puzzle


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A to Z For Friend

A." all friends
B." best friend
C." close friend
D." dear friend
E." ever friend
F." familiar friend
G." good friend
H." helping friend
I." innocent friend
J." jovial friend
K." kind friend
L." lovely friend
M." merry friend
N." naughty friend
O." only frirnd
P." personal friend
Q." quiet friend
R." rare friend
S." special friend
T." thick friend
U." understanding friend
V." valuable friend
W." wonderful friend
X." xlent friend
Y." youth friend
Z. zeal friend..s !

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Tuesday, 14 July 2009

Shahrukh Khan Movies as Actor

Dulha Mil Gaya (2009) - Raj
Happy New Year (2009)
My Name is Khan (2009)
Kal Kisne Dekha (2009) - special appearance
Billu Barber (2009) - Sahir Khan
Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi (2008) - Surinder Sahni and Raj Kapoor
Bhootnath (2008) - Special appearance
Krazzy 4 (2008) - special appearance in item song
Om Shanti Om (2007) - Om Kapoor/ Om Makhija
Chak De India (2007) - Kabir Khan
Jhoom Barabar Jhoom (2007) - Special Appearance
The Mahabharata (2007)
I See You (2006) - Special Appearance
Don (2006) - Don/Rahul
Kabhi Alvida Naa kehna (2006) - Dev Saran
Alag (2006) - Special Appearance (Song)
Baiju Aur Tansen (2006) - Bajiu
Kaal (2005) - Special Appearance (Song)
Kuchh Meetha Ho Jaye (2005) - Himself
Paheli (2005) - Kishen/The Ghost
Silsiilay (2005) - Sutradhar
Swades (2004) - Mohan Bhargav
Veer-Zaara (2004) - Veer Pratap Singh
Main Hoon Na (2004) - Maj. Ram Prasad Sharma
Yeh Lamhe Judaai Ke (2004) - Dushant
Kal Ho Naa Ho (2003) - Aman Mathur (as Shah Rukh Khan)
Chalte Chalte (2003) - Raj Mathur
Saathiya (2002) - Yeshwant Rao (Special Apperance)
Devdas (2002) - Devdas Mukherjee
Hum Tumhare Hain Sanam (2002) - Gopal
Shakti: The Power (2002) - Jaisingh (Drifter)
Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham... (2001) - Rahul Raichand (as Shah Rukh Khan)
Asoka (2001) - Asoka (as Shah Rukh Khan)
One 2 Ka 4 (2001) - Arun Verma
Mohabbatein (2000) - Raj Aryan Malhotra
Gaja Gamini (2000) - Shahrukh (Special Appearance)
Har Dil Jo Pyar Karega... (2000) - Rahul (Special Appearence)
Hey Ram (2000) - Amjad Ali Khan (as Shah Rukh Khan)
Josh (2000) - Max
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Hindustani (2000) - Ajay Bakshi
Baadshah (1999) - Raj 'Baadshah'
Kuch Kuch Hota Hai (1998) - Rahul Khanna
Dil Se.. (1998) - Amarkanth Varma
Achanak (1998) - Himself
Duplicate (1998) - Bablu Chaudhary/Manu Dada (as Shah Rukh Khan)
Dil To Pagal Hai (1997) - Rahul
Gudgudee (1997) - Special Appearance
Koyla (1997) - Shanker (as Shah Rukh Khan)
Pardes (1997) - Arjun Saagar
Yes Boss (1997) - Rahul
Army (1996) - Arjun
Chaahat (1996) - Roop Rathore (as Shah Rukh Khan)
Dushman Duniya Ka (1996) - Special appearance
English Babu Desi Mem (1996) - Vikram/Hari/Gopal Mayur
Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge (1995) - Raj Malhotra (as Shah Rukh Khan)
Guddu (1995) - Guddu Bahadur
Karan Arjun (1995) - Arjun Singh/Vijay
Oh Darling! Yeh Hai India (1995) - No name
Ram Jaane (1995) - Ram Jaane (as Shah Rukh Khan)
Trimurti (1995) - Romi Singh/Bholey
Zamaana Deewana (1995) - Rahul Malhotra
Kabhi Haan Kabhi Naa (1994) - Sunil (as Shah Rukh Khan)
Anjaam (1994) - Vijay Agnihotri
Maya (1993) - Maya's Lover
Baazigar (1993) - Ajay Sharma/Vicky Malhotra (as Shah Rukh Khan)
Darr (1993) - Rahul Mehra (as Shah Rukh Khan)
King Uncle (1993) - Anil Bansal
Pehla Nasha (1993) - Himself
Chamatkar (1992) - Sunder Srivastava
Deewana (1992) - Raja Sahay (as Shah Rukh Khan)
Dil Aashna Hai (1992) - Karan (as Shah Rukh Khan)
Raju Ban Gaya Gentleman (1992) - Raju
Idiot (mini) (1991) - Pawan Raghujan
Circus (1989)
Fauji (1988) - Abhimanyu Rai

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Quotes from LORD BUDDHA


Year of Birth - 563 B।C. - Year of Death - 483 B॥C.


All that we are is the result of what we have thought। If a man speaks or acts with an evil thought, pain follows him. If a man speaks or acts with a pure thought, happiness follows him.

An idea that is developed and put into action is more important than an idea that exists only as an idea।

Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense।

Do not overrate what you have received, nor envy others। He who envies others does not obtain peace of mind.

It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles। Then the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell.

The mind is everything। What you think you become.

The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, nor to worry about the future, but to live the present moment wisely and earnestly.

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Friday, 10 July 2009

The Bathtub Test

During a visit to the mental hospital, I asked the Director 'How do you determine whether or not a patient should be admitted to the hospital.'

'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we give a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him to empty the bathtub.'

'Oh, I understand,' I said. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'

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'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the drain plug. Well....... Do you want a bed near the window?'

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WHEN NEED TO SAY I LOVE U


When U Were 15 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U
U Blushed.. U Look Down And Smile...

When U Were 20 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U
U Put Ur Head On My Shoulder And Hold My Hand Afraid That I Might Disappears..


When U Were 25 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U
U Prepare Breakfast And Serve It In Front Of Me,
And Kiss My Forehead N Said :"U Better Be Quick, Is's Gonna Be Late.."

When U Were 30 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U
U Said: "If U Really Love Me, Please Come Back Early After Work.."



When U Were 40 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U
U Were Cleaning The Dining Table And Said: "Ok Dear,
But It's Time For
U To Help Our Child With His/Her Revision.."


When U Were 50 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..
U Were Knitting And U Laugh At Me


When U Were 60 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U
U Smile At Me..


When U Were 70 Yrs Old. I Said I Love U
We Sitting On The Rocking Chair With Our Glasses On..


I'M Reading Your Love Letter That U Sent To Me 50 Yrs Ago..
With Our Hand Crossing Together..
When U Were 80 Yrs Old, U Said U Love Me!
I Didn't Say Anything But Cried
That Day Must Be The Happiest Day Of My Life!
Because U Said U Love Me !!!

Please Appreciate Your Loved Ones.. Say "I Love You"
To Them When U Have The Chance  !!!

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Driving


One Hand On Steering Wheel,
One Hand Out Of Window…

You Are in
SYDNEY

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One Hand On Steering Wheel,

One Hand On Horn…

You Are in
JAPAN

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One Hand On Steering Wheel,

One Hand On Newspaper,

Foot Solidly On Accelerator…

You Are in
BOSTON

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Both Hands On Steering Wheel,

Eyes Shut,

Both Feet On Brake,

Quivering In Terror

You Are in
NEW YORK

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Both Hands In Air,

Gesturing,

Both Feet On Accelerator,

Head Turned To Talk To Someone In Back Seat…

You Are in
ITALY

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One Hand On Horn,

One Hand On Holding Gear,

One Ear Listening To Loud Music,

One Ear On Cell Phone,

One Foot On Accelerator,
One Foot On Clutch,

Nothing On Break,
Eyes On Females In Next Car,


WELCOME
TO INDIA


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M.P. Sir

OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : TELL ME PROPERLY

CANDIDATE : MOHAN PAL SIR

OFFICER : YOUR FATHER'S NAME ?

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?

CANDIDATE : MANMOHAN PAL SIR

OFFICER : YOUR NATIVE PLACE

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ?

CANDIDATE : NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR

OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION?

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ?

CANDIDATE : MATRIC PASS

OFFICER : WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?

CANDIDATE : MONEY PROBLEM SIR

OFFICER : DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY

CANDIDATE : MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR

OFFICER : THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : WHAT IS IT NOW

CANDIDATE : MY PERFORMANCE. ...?

OFFICER : MP !!!

CANDIDATE : WHAT IS THAT SIR..?

OFFICER : MENTALLY PUNCTURED... ......... .....!!!! !!!!!!!!!

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Wednesday, 8 July 2009

puzzle

puzzle Can you Answer at least one of the following Question??? Try before scrolling down........

Q: An elephant has 5 bananas and it is hungry, but yet it does not eat the bananas. Why ?


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Ans: Because the bananas are made of plastic.

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The 5 bananas are real , but yet the elephant does not eat it. Why?

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Because the elephant is made of plastic.

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Both the elephant and the bananas are real, but yet it cannot eat it.
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Because the bananas are in the TV.

Ooops!!! Cool down.



Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?


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Because they are on different channels.

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Because the TV is off.

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Now Finally the Elephant gets a chance to eat the bananas. Why?


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why the hell do u think so much...let that poor animal have some food....and you get back to your work.

he he he he......

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HAVE A NICE DAY FREINDS

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Monday, 6 July 2009

A way for Success..

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Saturday, 4 July 2009

Three stupid stages of life!!!!


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Golden words are not Repeated

Love your job but don't love your Company because you may not know
When your company stops loving you.

Dr. ABDUL KALAM

What is the Secret of SUCCESS... ? "RIGHT DECISIONS"
How do you make Right Decisions... ? "EXPERIENCE"
How do you get Experience.. . ? "WRONG DECISIONS

Dr. ABDUL KALAM


Without your involvement you can't succeed.... With your involvement you can't fail.
Dr. ABDUL KALAM


You are not responsible for what people think about you.
But you are responsible for what you give them to think about you.

STANLEY FERRARD

A man is lucky if he is the first love of a Woman.
A woman is lucky if she is the last love of a man..

CHARLES DICKENS

Write your Sad times in Sand, Write your Good times in Stone.

GEORGE BERNARD SHAW

Behind every successful man, there is an untold pain in his heart.

BILL JACOBS


It's better to lose your Ego to the one you Love,
Than to lose the one you LOVE because of EGO.

JOHN KEATS

Don't make promise when you are in JOY . Don't reply when you are SAD.
Don't take decisions when you are ANGRY. Think twice, Act wise.
BE happy...!


 
A.M.Rajarama Rao

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