Friday, 19 June 2009

fun


The prime Minister of China called President Bush to
console him after the attack on the Pentagon:

'I'm sorry to hear about the attack.It is a very
big tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents from
the Pentagon, we have copies of everything.'


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Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept:

Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my
condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people,
such great bldgs... I would like to ensure that we had
nothing in connection with that...

Bush: What buildings? What people??

Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now?

Bush: It's eight in the morning.

Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an hour!

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Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and
asks the bar man, 'Isn't that Bush and
Vajpayee?'

The bar man says 'Yep, that's them.' So the guy
walks over and says, 'Hello, what are you guys
doing?'

Bush says, 'We're planning world war 3'

The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?'

And Vajpayee says, 'Well, we're going to kill 14
million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman.'

And the guy exclaimed, 'A bicycle repairman?!! !'

Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, 'See, I told you
no-one would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!'

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Pakistani on the moon:

Q: What do you call 1 Pakistani on the moon?

A: Problem...

Q: What do you call 10 Pakistanis on the moon?

A: Problem...

Q: What do you call a 100 Pakistanis on the moon?

A: Problem...

Q: What do you call ALL the Pakistanis on the moon?

A: ....... Problem Solved!!!

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A man is! taking a walk in Central park in New York .
Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull
dog..

He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds
in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.

A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says:
'You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the
newspapers:

'Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl'.

The man says: 'But I am not a New Yorker!'

Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning:

'Brave American saves life of little girl' the
policeman answers.

'But I am not an American!' - says the man. Oh,
what are you then?'

The man says: 'I am a Pakistani!'

The next day the newspapers say: 'Extremist kills
innocent American dog '

2 comments:

sarwat m 20 June 2009 at 03:58  

Really, Pakistan has become a problem for the entire worrld. The way, you attacked over Pakistan, is too lovely to admire.

jamos jhalla 20 June 2009 at 07:36  

AMAZING SOLUTION TO PAKISTAN PROBLEM KEEP THIS RESEARCH ON.

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