The problems of "HE" and "SHE"..

The problems with "HE" as thought by "SHE"     If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.   If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; If u Don't, he says u are from VILLAGE.   If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN ; If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS .   If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE; If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.   If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u; If u Love him! , he will try to LEAVE  u.(very true huh?)   If u don't MAKE LOVE with him., he says u DON'T LOVE him; If u DO!! He says u are CHEAP.   If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME; If u DON'T, he says that u don't TRUST him.   If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.   If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.   If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl; If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.   If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK; If he does WELL, it's BRAIN.   If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!   *********